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Kevin Jonas says sex wasn't all that great
Kevin Jonas got married recently, and that means he finally had sex! Unfortunately for him, he says sex wasn't all that great.

Reports the Borowitz Report: Just days after tying the knot after years of abstinence, Kevin Jonas of the pop sensation the Jonas Brothers stunned his teenaged fans by announcing that "to be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait."

"After we did it, I was kind of like, that's it?" Mr. Jonas told reporters at a New York press conference.

As to whether Mr. Jonas' bride agreed with his "that's it?" assessment, Mr. Jonas remarked, "That's what she said."
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Posted on 27 Dec 2009 by Abbz
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